There's a party going on right here.

I FOUND A GOOD RED PLUM!
A big juicy fat one!
As fat as me after the holiday season
where I convinced myself it was okay to eat
every last Christmas cookie
and Christmas chip
and Christmas pie
and Christmas bowl of ice-cream.


So,
all you South Jersey-ians....
run (or walk or bike or jump rope)
to the closest Burlington County newspaper seller store

and buy a .........

Burlington County Times

All the goodness is in there!
Big thick wonderful inserts!
Smartsource, P&G, AND of course, the beloved Red Plum!

And only $1.50 a pop!
Dyyying with glee over here.
So happy.

Happy Complete-Red-Plum-ing!! (finally, right???)